Post by MOJOOFFROAD on Jan 29, 2010 22:55:10 GMT -5
the club officers have decided that we will be instituting new rules for club membership effective immediately. the club has already begun to grow to a level that we have been forced to examine who we allow in and under what circumstances they are allowed.
1. all prospective members will have to attend a minimum of 5 jeep night events and 1 off road excursion with other club members.
2. the club officers will vote on the candidate and membership will then be determined. all officers get 1 vote and in the case of a tie, the result will be to not allow the candidate membership.
3. all decisions are final and are not negotiable.
CLUB GUIDELINES
after careful consideration the following rules and guidelines are being posted. if there are any questions regarding anything that is posted here, please send a message to Porky, Stuntman, or Vlad.
1. No firearms allowed. if you have a gun, leave it in your vehicle. we all know that guns are cool, but please keep them to yourselves on jeep night. if you want to have a gun discussion or a show and tell, make arrangements and do it another time and at another place. this is for everyone's safety.
2. No fighting. this simple rule should not need to be posted, but here it is. if you feel like starting a fight, don't. if this simple concept is too hard to grasp, do us all a favor and stay home. this is JEEP night, not fight night.
3. Control your drinking, we all want to have a good time, and we all love to have a beer or 3 from time to time, but remember, Porky's house is pretty far away from almost everywhere, we want everyone to have a good time and we want everyone to make it home safely and without ending up in the pokey. be responsible.
4. Pick up your trash. this includes your current project. remember that this is Porky's home, it isn't a junkyard, and your Mom doesn't live here. so pick up your mess.
5. Be thick skinned. what does this mean? well be prepared for people to make fun of you for stupid shit you do. we are guys and if you mess up or have faults, we will tease you about it, it's what we do. we do it to each other and we will do it to you. however we are not mean spirited or cruel, so if you have some deep dark secret and we happen to find it, please let us know that you do not think that it is cool and we will find one of the other 17,311 things that are wrong with you to talk about.
this list can be changed or amended at any time for any reason with or without notice. and if you can;t take a joke, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
If you have any questions, post em here or send a pm to Porky, Stuntman, or Vlad.
1. all prospective members will have to attend a minimum of 5 jeep night events and 1 off road excursion with other club members.
2. the club officers will vote on the candidate and membership will then be determined. all officers get 1 vote and in the case of a tie, the result will be to not allow the candidate membership.
3. all decisions are final and are not negotiable.
CLUB GUIDELINES
after careful consideration the following rules and guidelines are being posted. if there are any questions regarding anything that is posted here, please send a message to Porky, Stuntman, or Vlad.
1. No firearms allowed. if you have a gun, leave it in your vehicle. we all know that guns are cool, but please keep them to yourselves on jeep night. if you want to have a gun discussion or a show and tell, make arrangements and do it another time and at another place. this is for everyone's safety.
2. No fighting. this simple rule should not need to be posted, but here it is. if you feel like starting a fight, don't. if this simple concept is too hard to grasp, do us all a favor and stay home. this is JEEP night, not fight night.
3. Control your drinking, we all want to have a good time, and we all love to have a beer or 3 from time to time, but remember, Porky's house is pretty far away from almost everywhere, we want everyone to have a good time and we want everyone to make it home safely and without ending up in the pokey. be responsible.
4. Pick up your trash. this includes your current project. remember that this is Porky's home, it isn't a junkyard, and your Mom doesn't live here. so pick up your mess.
5. Be thick skinned. what does this mean? well be prepared for people to make fun of you for stupid shit you do. we are guys and if you mess up or have faults, we will tease you about it, it's what we do. we do it to each other and we will do it to you. however we are not mean spirited or cruel, so if you have some deep dark secret and we happen to find it, please let us know that you do not think that it is cool and we will find one of the other 17,311 things that are wrong with you to talk about.
this list can be changed or amended at any time for any reason with or without notice. and if you can;t take a joke, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
If you have any questions, post em here or send a pm to Porky, Stuntman, or Vlad.